how to enjoy
Coffee aisles can be stressful. Look for a big red barn.
2. locate that good good
It has to be cold. Like really cold. Like that girl Stephanie, who never texted you back after you took her to that three-dollar-signs seafood restaurant on the North Shore. That cold.
Sniff it. Love it. Be that weirdo.
Activate the nitrogen for a frothier pour.
Crack open, take a whiff. It’s the scent of unicorn love.
6. Pour at 90 degrees
Pour with vigor, or don't pour at all.